Ilpalazzo

Aspiring manga-ka and telesales whore, dreams that one day someone

will actually pay him to be a professional drunk and commit hideous acts

of violence against boy bands.

Lives with housemates Shoestring and Mako.

Mako

Solemnly vowed never to live with anything ginger after being savaged by

a pack of hamsters at the age of four. So after awaking from a four week

graduation party induced alcoholic coma Mako was somewhat shocked to

discover he had moved in with Ilpalazzo.

Current Status unknown after a brutal in comic beating.

Shoestring

A man of few words and even fewer morals, his overpowering hatred of

all humanity is somewhat counter balanced by his unholy obsession over

an obscure 1970's TV show set in Bristol about a slightly insane radio host

moonlighting as a private detective.

Prolonged exposure to Shoestring has been known to cause cancer.

Steve

Demon from the depths of hell, ended up living with Ilpalazzo, Mako and

Shoestring after coming through a hell portal created in their toilet due to

the "after effects" of a chilli eating contest.

Moonlights as a lawyer.

 

Max Von Bek

Persistant mythical beast pest control expert and older brother of

Goldrick Golderson.

Goldrick Golderson

Mythical beast pest control expert and Max Von Beks younger brother.

Felflowne

Friend of Max Von Bek and Goldrick Golderson, works in a local bar.

Known to register violent displeasure when addressed as "Boobylicious"

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